covet and drool: jeffrey cambell michelle shoes

It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these, yeah? I’ve been busy playing Mabinogi and attempting to work, so my fashion thing’s gone out the window. However, these shoes have snapped me right back into it. Behold, the Michelle!

I saw the shoe with an open toe on the retail site and was really sad. I quite dislike open-toed shoes. I hate feet. I know, how weird, hates feet, loves shoes. Maybe the reason I love shoes is that they hide feet? Who knows. Anyway. I kept on looking and saw this! And I was bowled over. I mean really. It’s got ruffles.

And! A unicorn heel!

I would break my ankle (again) but man. This shoe. It’s just great. Sadly, my monster feet would never fit in it, but a girl can dream, right? Maybe I’ll get lucky and someone *cough*SteveMadden*cough* will make a rip-off, er, replica?

covet and drool: swing dress

I’ve really got to get myself a fancy schmancy ’40s/’50s dress. This obsession’s getting a little sad.

covet and drool: ava cocktail dress

Sometimes I think I was supposed to live in the ’40s. Maybe I’d be a wartime spy. Then I’d seduce soldiers wearing this:

Maybe I’d even get up and sing a sultry lounge song. And then the soldier I’m seducing would fall madly in love, and I’d realize that I loved him a bit, too. That’s totally how spying works, right?

covet and drool: cadet tube dress

I don’t do sleeveless. Or spaghetti strap. Or tank tops. I hate my arms a whole hell of a lot. I’m trying to get over that but it’s a bit difficult. They’re just so…crappy. I need to work on them. Because I want to live in this dress.

covet and drool: ’50s sailor dress

I’m sorry to have to admit this, but I have always wanted a sailor dress. I don’t know why. They’re just adorable. Possibly not on me, but adorable nonetheless.